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 Nyx     (Miami Beach) 14,188    43,992    $53,284,301 
 
member of RudeBoys
 TWEEKER     (The Bronx) 13,920    36,615    $50,537,877 
 
 Pimpname     (Atlanta) 12,867    36,694    $46,925,374 
 
member of RudeBoys
 Evar     (The Bronx) 10,644    39,037    $40,290,457 
 
member of Hellions_In_HP
 UnDuTcHaBlE     (Miami Beach) 7,835    30,291    $30,198,454 
 
 Ed_Gein     (The Bronx) 7,776    30,131    $29,994,885 
 
 QU1RK     (Atlanta) 7,775    29,851    $29,894,467 
 
 BillyBluegrass     (Miami Beach) 7,721    29,748    $29,723,239 
 
member of RudeBoys
 GingerDeaDman     (The Bronx) 7,581    29,347    $29,232,784 
 10 
member of The_Left_Overs
 Xtreme_Boo     (The Bronx) 7,495    28,814    $28,831,143 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 28 day round | 14 days, 16 hours left | round # 181   


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member of RudeBoys
 TWEEKER     (Chicago) 13,971    36,607    $51,334,923 
 
 Late_Night_Tip     (Indianapolis) 7,085    20,196    $25,250,038 
 
 Rick_James_BiTcH     (Chicago) 6,541    25,046    $25,128,498 
 
 Yo_Yo_Honey     (Indianapolis) 6,476    24,811    $24,882,679 
 
 RiLeY     (Indianapolis) 6,404    24,686    $24,658,661 
 
 Megaguirus     (Memphis) 6,349    24,142    $24,333,017 
 
 Nostromo     (Chicago) 6,279    23,975    $24,100,313 
 
member of RudeBoys
 Evar     (Chicago) 6,292    20,728    $23,160,798 
 
 MajesticFiz     (Memphis) 5,965    22,706    $22,873,050 
 10 
 Napalm_Job     (Chicago) 5,958    22,569    $22,808,863 

   10 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 4,500 | 14 day round | 7 days, 16 hours left | round # 183   


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member of Resisting_Arrest
 Evar     (Hell) 296,664    1,306,799    $1,193,381,200 
 
member of Resisting_Arrest
 TWEEKER     (Hell) 279,350    1,003,908    $1,115,269,198 
 
member of thundercats
 Mr_BIGG     (Hell) 217,363    562,347    $889,616,560 
 
member of thundercats
 AlphaReturns     (Hell) 184,171    496,792    $753,496,321 
 
 BioShock     (Hell) 176,146    466,498    $717,896,597 
 
 Professor_Have     (Hell) 135,915    351,441    $552,232,648 
 
 HomieDontPlayDat     (Hell) 132,353    345,541    $537,917,512 
 
 TechN9ne     (Hell) 128,874    347,259    $528,850,492 
 
member of HP_Mafia
 Arsyn     (Hell) 119,143    443,510    $475,757,462 
 10 
 Slickwilly     (Hell) 82,263    211,387    $336,598,064 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 28 day round | 16 hours, 38 mins left | round # 177   


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member of FAMLITY
 TWEEKER     (Brooklyn) 7,265    7,102    $21,640,648 
 
member of NationalPimpinAss
 Anal_Seepage     (Brooklyn) 7,225    3    $19,259,507 
 
member of FAMLITY
 Ronnie     (Los Angeles) 7,050    113    $18,852,423 
 
member of NationalPimpinAss
 Dubz     (Detroit) 6,562    3,410    $18,600,493 
 
member of NationalPimpinAss
 Claret     (Detroit) 6,645    213    $18,357,602 
 
member of FAMLITY
 Evar     (Detroit) 6,841    0    $18,088,436 
 
 ShErLocK     (Detroit) 5,543    6,611    $16,586,458 
 
member of STreeT_RaTz
 BizzyBone     (Brooklyn) 5,492    6,305    $16,373,343 
 
 HoldMyHalo     (Los Angeles) 5,473    6,404    $16,349,605 
 10 
 HeX     (Los Angeles) 5,448    6,269    $16,247,272 

   2 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 900 | 28 day round | 7 days, 16 hours left | round # 180   


special rounds!
the rounds below each have special conditions which vary from the standard rounds above.
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member of RudeBoys
 TWEEKER     (Birmingham) 22,152    62,147    $81,011,930 
 
 Doc_Holliday     (Birmingham) 17,748    44,935    $69,652,052 
 
 Zoinks     (Cleveland) 15,973    38,151    $63,048,359 
 
member of After_Shock
 Lazarus     (Compton) 15,617    38,875    $61,664,041 
 
 DescendingAngel     (Compton) 14,168    34,066    $55,869,812 
 
member of RudeBoys
 Leaper     (Birmingham) 12,525    46,087    $47,446,563 
 
 The_Lady_of_Rage     (Birmingham) 11,951    29,013    $47,429,672 
 
member of Wacky_Races
 MaRi0     (Birmingham) 11,665    27,180    $46,240,918 
 
member of DAS
 YuGiOh     (Cleveland) 10,901    35,736    $39,765,853 
 10 
 Tangina_Barrons     (Birmingham) 5,929    13,879    $21,835,504 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 14 day round | 16 hours, 38 mins left | round # 182   

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