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member of Crack_Factory
 Hershey_Squirts     (Miami Beach) 97,300    588,361    $500,508,433 
 
member of K_mart
 WhereMyThugs     (Miami Beach) 63,421    245,270    $300,373,489 
 
 GrandpaReefer     (The Bronx) 47,013    238,147    $247,210,891 
 
 Pavsta     (Miami Beach) 57,671    149,137    $211,039,545 
 
 Nativegirl     (The Bronx) 25,170    101,121    $138,505,716 
 
 KriTikaL-MaSS     (Miami Beach) 15,554    96,516    $75,943,502 
 
 TakeYoShit     (The Bronx) 19,641    32,308    $66,388,604 
 
member of NationalPimpinAss
 LuxAeterna     (Atlanta) 17,054    40,533    $57,983,582 
 
member of Crack_Factory
 DropshoTz     (Atlanta) 11,651    70,804    $56,560,248 
 10 
 zappa     (Miami Beach) 14,574    48,641    $54,098,798 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 28 day round | 16 days, 2 hours left | round # 125   


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member of D_W_D
 MummysApro     (Indianapolis) 37,225    198,826    $183,037,498 
 
 Pavsta     (Indianapolis) 36,004    68,628    $120,703,565 
 
 RaPz     (Chicago) 21,829    108,076    $113,527,338 
 
 Spunnerz     (Indianapolis) 20,961    103,497    $108,878,582 
 
 Lizardspit     (Chicago) 20,541    101,561    $106,765,501 
 
 JunoReactor     (Chicago) 9,850    33,136    $36,262,600 
 
 PimpNameDripDat     (Chicago) 9,973    21,090    $33,060,222 
 
member of HP_Poker_Nights
 W1CK3D     (Indianapolis) 7,727    21,523    $27,781,988 
 
 Bl33d_4_M3     (Memphis) 4,752    29,273    $22,740,028 
 10 
 Flakes     (Chicago) 6,368    18,111    $22,330,412 

   10 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 4,500 | 14 day round | 9 days, 2 hours left | round # 127   


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member of 300
 Snow_Beast     (Hell) 768,380    4,071,108    $3,625,196,530 
 
 PuSsY_CrOoK     (Hell) 667,749    4,006,900    $3,445,307,261 
 
member of NiggazWithAttitude
 Scorpio     (Hell) 968,836    2,000,341    $3,387,292,475 
 
 Cog     (Hell) 638,870    3,836,028    $3,297,228,727 
 
 Ironsides     (Hell) 624,832    3,750,260    $3,234,655,104 
 
member of 300
 LuxAeterna     (Hell) 687,007    0    $1,989,881,866 
 
member of Floppers
 Haro     (Hell) 294,687    991,846    $1,156,816,359 
 
member of Floppers
 Creamed     (Hell) 248,830    382,882    $862,977,961 
 
 Logic_Knight     (Hell) 111,562    674,215    $549,417,813 
 10 
 SwAgAcHoLiC     (Hell) 108,888    658,177    $536,087,847 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 28 day round | 2 days, 2 hours left | round # 121   


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 B34NS     (Detroit) 11,813    63,002    $51,597,251 
 
 Sick0_M0de     (Los Angeles) 11,722    58,836    $49,911,499 
 
 YuGiOh     (Brooklyn) 12,143    29,836    $41,261,939 
 
 Twista     (Detroit) 10,738    30,074    $38,012,927 
 
 GaSoLiNeLeaK     (Brooklyn) 8,840    30,068    $37,441,223 
 
 Yahoo_pimp     (Detroit) 8,677    29,975    $36,996,729 
 
member of Brew_crew
 Haro     (Los Angeles) 11,844    0    $32,065,695 
 
member of NWA
 Rico     (Los Angeles) 10,281    0    $27,748,278 
 
 BridgeGuy     (Detroit) 6,732    30,152    $27,391,058 
 10 
member of The_Berserkerz
 Calendar_Girl     (Detroit) 6,429    28,452    $26,038,254 

   2 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 900 | 28 day round | 9 days, 2 hours left | round # 124   


special rounds!
the rounds below each have special conditions which vary from the standard rounds above.
those unfamiliar with these differences should refer to the rounds info screen.



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 Cypress_Pill     (Birmingham) 129,060    778,523    $691,927,906 
 
member of Floppers
 ReFreshinG_CoKe     (Cleveland) 145,104    394,802    $615,912,503 
 
 SKULL_CRACKER     (Birmingham) 102,186    613,177    $543,752,905 
 
 Luk_Man     (Cleveland) 103,172    596,432    $535,344,870 
 
member of Floppers
 TheOmen     (Cleveland) 141,796    0    $410,128,061 
 
member of HP_Mafia
 dubs     (Cleveland) 117,618    118,837    $389,048,405 
 
member of HP_Mafia
 Evar     (Cleveland) 112,348    1    $319,385,472 
 
 Pavsta     (Cleveland) 80,064    181,976    $285,716,289 
 
 PimpNameDripDat     (Birmingham) 69,224    215,611    $252,582,784 
 10 
 B4DB0Y     (Compton) 14,176    85,224    $71,327,183 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 14 day round | 2 days, 2 hours left | round # 126   

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