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 Atomic_Blastoid     (The Bronx) 752,835    2,893,111    $3,618,248,304 
 
 AtownStayDown     (The Bronx) 660,463    2,548,468    $3,207,786,233 
 
 SlowBurn     (Atlanta) 526,896    1,932,352    $2,546,544,060 
 
member of TEAM_BROCK
 Twinkle     (Atlanta) 468,095    1,769,882    $2,282,635,689 
 
member of MuffDivers
 AK47_McPlenty     (Atlanta) 465,687    1,752,488    $2,241,772,739 
 
member of Bad_Infleunce
 JacK_FrosT     (Miami Beach) 422,748    1,585,623    $2,063,595,283 
 
 Q_Tip     (Miami Beach) 261,393    976,533    $1,263,445,790 
 
member of Bad_Infleunce
 MUTO     (The Bronx) 245,229    875,618    $1,189,698,158 
 
 Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh     (Miami Beach) 242,693    923,272    $1,182,038,635 
 10 
 Crewzin4abrewzin     (The Bronx) 181,614    691,086    $849,161,397 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 28 day round | 3 days, 19 hours left | round # 223   


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 Red_Beard     (Memphis) 2,248    11,317    $9,627,763 
 
 K3b4B     (Memphis) 2,210    11,109    $9,460,541 
 
 Bastardbee     (Chicago) 2,212    11,054    $9,445,879 
 
 VAhustla     (Memphis) 2,194    11,002    $9,383,952 
 
 Iamsuperawesomecakes     (Chicago) 2,190    10,945    $9,354,589 
 
 Mystical     (Memphis) 2,150    10,736    $9,180,174 
 
 Papa_Smurf     (Memphis) 2,127    10,620    $9,084,287 
 
 B_powda     (Indianapolis) 2,122    10,641    $9,077,117 
 
 ThuGzY     (Chicago) 2,124    10,536    $9,045,859 
 10 
 A11TA113NT     (Memphis) 2,104    10,418    $8,954,702 

   10 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 4,500 | 14 day round | 10 days, 19 hours left | round # 228   


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 Minnesota96     (Hell) 7,392    42,719    $33,440,560 
 
 LexusGTXXX     (Hell) 7,355    42,489    $33,267,393 
 
 SlipperyPumpkin     (Hell) 7,304    42,215    $33,043,928 
 
 Fiachra     (Hell) 6,539    37,625    $29,524,097 
 
 Imyourdaddy     (Hell) 6,435    36,808    $28,978,018 
 
 The_Great_Pumpkin     (Hell) 6,306    36,300    $28,477,614 
 
 HotButteryPopcorn     (Hell) 6,344    35,984    $28,462,048 
 
 SHiT_FoOT     (Hell) 6,292    35,804    $28,268,883 
 
 ZigZag     (Hell) 5,745    28,156    $25,636,872 
 10 
 DeeW_ekomS     (Hell) 5,745    28,026    $25,586,202 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 28 day round | 17 days, 19 hours left | round # 226   


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 AJ     (Detroit) 360    320    $1,511,958 
 
 DeAdCeLeBriTyStaTus     (Detroit) 359    321    $1,509,896 
 
 Suga     (Detroit) 349    321    $1,484,732 
 
 Xquizite     (Detroit) 346    317    $1,475,931 
 
 Becky_G     (Detroit) 345    318    $1,473,795 
 
 Slapahoe_Quisha     (Los Angeles) 343    316    $1,467,917 
 
 Squeaky     (Los Angeles) 340    319    $1,461,660 
 
 JustAnotherDeadPimp     (Detroit) 340    319    $1,461,304 
 
 Gunnery_Sergeant     (Detroit) 338    309    $1,453,060 
 10 
 Lil_Devil     (Los Angeles) 333    307    $1,439,739 

   2 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 900 | 28 day round | 24 days, 19 hours left | round # 229   


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 OmegaRed     (Compton) 24,538    91,604    $118,666,839 
 
 Lazy_Bones     (Birmingham) 18,262    69,218    $87,956,663 
 
 InfluxXxXx     (Compton) 15,826    59,565    $77,227,187 
 
 Talkischeap     (Birmingham) 6,491    27,097    $28,449,064 
 
 Awww_sh1t     (Compton) 6,462    26,614    $28,216,265 
 
 Skyrim     (Compton) 6,414    25,049    $27,775,765 
 
 Rutherford     (Cleveland) 6,248    24,337    $27,116,945 
 
 Chaotic     (Birmingham) 6,198    24,855    $26,989,341 
 
 Deathstalker     (Birmingham) 6,172    23,704    $26,758,657 
 10 
 Watcher     (Compton) 5,984    23,676    $25,856,171 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 14 day round | 3 days, 19 hours left | round # 227   

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