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 EviL_Spirits     (Atlanta) 5,217    8,900    $16,163,387 
 
 BengalischesLicht     (The Bronx) 5,154    8,952    $16,024,135 
 
 Sicilian     (The Bronx) 5,052    8,834    $15,727,632 
 
 SUSONE     (Atlanta) 4,968    8,622    $15,443,441 
 
 JiggleJiggle     (The Bronx) 2,630    6,167    $8,727,461 
 
member of SnaBBleS
 TaZ     (The Bronx) 1,812    2,780    $5,591,291 
 
member of SnaBBleS
 zappa     (The Bronx) 1,406    2,642    $4,430,051 
 
 TheBusiness     (Atlanta) 1,162    2,272    $3,751,146 
 
 Haro     (Miami Beach) 1,108    1,421    $3,310,824 
 10 
 The_Dutch_Whore     (Atlanta) 1,126    894    $3,129,163 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 28 day round | 23 days, 17 hours left | round # 83   


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 Haro     (Memphis) 890,212    3,070,125    $3,614,841,483 
 
member of Fubar
 IsMoKeMeTh     (Indianapolis) 766,508    2,638,919    $3,061,150,920 
 
member of StrosB4Hos
 Hi     (Indianapolis) 317,652    490,065    $1,105,213,437 
 
member of Fubar
 Unintentional     (Chicago) 125,025    410,774    $489,997,491 
 
member of StrosB4Hos
 Bjork     (Memphis) 77,271    334,148    $319,523,338 
 
 Neverender     (Memphis) 68,630    158,130    $226,998,467 
 
 RuSS_ThoRn     (Chicago) 68,004    156,177    $224,749,221 
 
 LiQuiD_CouRaGe     (Indianapolis) 67,704    155,983    $223,930,902 
 
 Wow     (Chicago) 67,688    156,069    $223,920,985 
 10 
 Wet_Weasel     (Memphis) 66,610    152,589    $220,006,756 

   10 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 4,500 | 14 day round | 2 days, 17 hours left | round # 81   


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 Just-Ticks     (Hell) 366,358    1,410,321    $1,536,555,694 
 
 Lovely_jovely     (Hell) 257,409    743,126    $1,000,023,110 
 
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 Haro     (Hell) 139,632    9,041    $427,283,378 
 
member of Not4Bot
 HtownPimp     (Hell) 49,823    190,828    $207,042,765 
 
 RenataGlasc     (Hell) 45,220    215,045    $187,869,047 
 
 Kronic4Life     (Hell) 38,986    87,966    $128,297,409 
 
 DiDi     (Hell) 38,811    87,757    $127,786,562 
 
 Chad_johnson     (Hell) 38,674    87,095    $127,212,162 
 
 Chaosdragon05     (Hell) 38,670    87,122    $127,211,667 
 10 
 ArchaicAugur     (Hell) 38,660    86,270    $126,888,392 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 28 day round | 9 days, 17 hours left | round # 79   


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 Haro     (Los Angeles) 9,888    26,799    $34,526,628 
 
member of StrosB4Hos
 Hi     (Detroit) 9,603    22,547    $32,484,072 
 
 OJ_Simpson     (Brooklyn) 8,796    22,570    $30,427,043 
 
member of StrosB4Hos
 Calimero     (Detroit) 7,131    16,375    $24,056,105 
 
 Toast     (Brooklyn) 4,026    8,856    $13,425,871 
 
 GetYourShyneOn     (Los Angeles) 3,659    9,243    $12,360,861 
 
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 Click_Click_Boom     (Detroit) 3,420    7,073    $11,177,089 
 
 Cornet     (Brooklyn) 3,142    7,264    $10,423,323 
 
 KuRupT     (Los Angeles) 2,760    4,245    $8,388,894 
 10 
 HahaLOLatU     (Los Angeles) 2,740    4,154    $8,307,018 

   2 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 900 | 28 day round | 16 days, 17 hours left | round # 82   


special rounds!
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 PsychologicalKiller     (Cleveland) 5,125    8,844    $15,913,744 
 
 ANTHRAX     (Birmingham) 5,090    8,858    $15,831,088 
 
 Pooponmyballs     (Birmingham) 5,092    8,824    $15,824,246 
 
 The_MESSenager     (Cleveland) 5,012    8,728    $15,590,552 
 
 Alfie     (Compton) 1,550    4,506    $5,460,516 
 
 Haro     (Compton) 1,538    2,353    $4,590,903 
 
 DoctorP     (Compton) 1,354    3,158    $4,454,101 
 
 MuddaFukingPimp     (Cleveland) 1,137    898    $3,158,142 
 
 BOOTYBANDIT     (Birmingham) 1,131    883    $3,137,939 
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 SantasBlOoDyhelper     (Cleveland) 1,121    872    $3,109,043 

   5 turns every 10 minutes, cap at 2,250 | 14 day round | 9 days, 17 hours left | round # 84   

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